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My Robot Body Will Make You Cum

My Robot Body Will Make You Cum - Dixon Heurass This is a by-product of Weird Shit Wednesdays

This is the story of James. He wants to be a robot and has been dressing up as one whenever he gets a chance.


He is a true gentleman.

"Long ago, James had installed cameras in the feet of his robot costume in order to easily grab upskirt crotch-shots of the girls in the crowd while he distracted them with blinking lights and booking sounds."


Despite everything James manages to get married. When James tells her that he wants to take the full step and actually become a robot (his life ling dream!) she is not very enthusiastic. James (ever the gentleman) decides to become a robot anyways and gets it done in secret.


When he walks in the door his wife is slightly surprised...


What follows is the weirdest (and quite violent) but apparently very pleasurable interactions between a robot and a human. And apparently his wife forgives him for turning into a robot when she finds out what he can do...


I'm slightly worried about James though, after a reference that parts of him are already rusty... Surely that should take more then a couple of days?


All in all an interesting read!